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05-JUL-07 09:14 PM

Why was the rubber
BY JUNGLE PROMOTER
Why was the rubber flying through the air?

It got pissed off.


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31-DEC-06 10:40 PM

So here are those scandal Britney's Crotch Shots:
BY DIVINEWORDS
So here are those scandal Britney's Crotch Shots: http://www.freecelebsvideo.com/britney_spears/brit


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29-NOV-06 08:11 PM

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
BY JUNGLE PROMOTER
A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, the man called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, 'I'm so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died."

The man was very upset and yelled, 'You know, you could have broken the news to me better than that. When I called today, you could have said he was on the roof and wouldn't come down. Then when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching him up. Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed away.'

The brother thought about it and apologized.

"So how's Mom?" asked the man.

"She's on the roof and won't come down."


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16-NOV-06 01:36 PM

Kncok knock
BY SANDYLOW
FAT SANA - let me the F**** in!!!


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16-SEP-06 09:55 AM

Falling Out of Trees
BY PRINCESSKITTIE
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Becaue she was stapled to the monkey.


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14-AUG-06 10:45 AM

You love a monkey
BY JUNGLE TAMMER
What will you do if your man was in love with a monkey instead of you.


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06-AUG-06 10:28 AM

Chemistry Question
BY CHAY
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law : (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has alread! y frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"


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11-JUL-06 01:15 AM

okay... one more cannibal joke!
BY TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN JANE
Two cannibals just get done eating this CLOWN, when one cannibal says to the other... "did that taste FUNNY to you?" HEHEHEHEHEHE


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11-JUL-06 01:12 AM

cannibals...
BY TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN JANE
These cannibals are getting ready to eat this guy, when the guy suddenly yells out... "HEY! ARE YOU GONNA EAT ME WHOLE?" One of the cannibals repied..."NAHH... WE THROW THAT OUT!" hehehehehe


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08-JUN-06 03:05 PM

Three men standing in front of God
BY LADY DIVINE
God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on Earth. Man 1: Please God, I can''t count how many times I cheated on my wife. There were just too many beautiful women on Earth, and I had to have them all.

God: I am ashamed of you, my man, For that, I give you a run-down truck that barely moves.

Man 2: Dear God, please forgive me! I cheated on my wife once, just once! We were going through problems and I took the wrong turn. Please forgive me!

God: My man, I am ashamed of you too. But I will be kinder to you. For that, I give you a convertible BMW.

Man 3: Dear God, you will be so proud of me. I loved and worshipped my wife. I brought her roses everyday after work, I brought her gifts every aniversary, and we went travelling, and had dinner out three times a week, and...

God: Okay, my man, enough! I get the point. I am very proud of you! For that, I give you any car you desire!

Two weeks later Man 1 and 2 are driving on the freeway when they see Man 3 ahead of them, stopped in the middle of the road in his Black Jaguar.

Man 1 and 2: Hey Man! Why are you sitting in your car and crying your eyes out? You''re acting like some ungrateful bugger! Look at your car, man! What is your problem?!

Man 3: "I just saw my wife on rollerskates!"


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